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In the news today: The local elections have come to an end and many of us here wait to see what grave decisions have been by the local scuzz. Seven murders in Bremerton in the last 3 months leaves a taste in my mouth that screams of rotted cottage cheese and lye; you think this would encourage people to up the ante with some more hard-line talent, but outside of a biker on the city council our local crotch sores see it as just another excuse to up property taxes around the ferry neighborhoods.

The Seattle side seems to have re-voted in favor for the cerebral fart that's dropping our states vast income on a "magical magnet train" that shoots high above our heads and seems like a mass transit marvel. I can't wait for this to get done so I can smoke it up and travel to the magical land of Jewish folk artists and lost plagiarized dreams. Gas tax stays the same, although this seems a lot like leaving the bullet in my knee alone, rather than removing or lessening the wild jolts of pain that comes whenever I fill my truck. The soon to be gravel road called I-5 North will, however stay the same.

And the slight love-tap to the Seattleites, which happens to be a quick hand job to the Port of Angeles, more oil tanker. I'm happy just to have more opportunities to try and loot a Starbucks in downtown Seattle. Come on protestors, we need another big one...

A potential recruit for the penal legion is ready for the stocks after raping two girls (13 and 15) on Federal way (King County). The fuzz hit him in the arm, but he still draws breath amongst the fineries of Harbourview Medical Center. With this guy's history of domestic violence and rage filled traffic practices I can't wait to get him in formation on the grinder. Rapists always make fine recruits for La Legione de Esclave.

In other news: I'm still poor, undersexed and prone to drinking fine brew.

Until next time, J. Roland